i dont wanna lecture you all about respecting other people but just real quick
i know trigger warnings can sometimes seem overzealous and ridiculous to people who are not triggered by stuff but please realize when you make fun of trigger warnings you’re making fun of someone who experienced some sort of traumatic event and just wants to feel safe
there are lots of funnier things that dont involve you kicking someone while theyre down
one time i saw a burger king marquee that said “chickend stris”
that was way funnier than any trigger warning joke that has ever been made
Send me money instead of URLs and I will tell you what I think of the money you sent me
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.